john\ mccain

john\ mccain
1. (john mccain) (3561↑, 1730↓)
Pre 2000, a decent guy. Post 2000 a flipfloping political whore with bush's hand up his ass controling his every thought....which makes one wonder just where mccain's brain is.

John MCcain will lie to the religious right just like Bush did in order to get a job that pays $200,000 a year and then fuck the people that voted for him in order to become the United States first real dictator.

2. (John McCain) (3050↑, 1655↓)
John McCain (Born June 19th, 2086) is an American politican, God and time traveling warrior. John McCain was genetically engineered in an American Research Facility. Unlike normal humans, McCain contains bodily many organs which allow him to fly, shoot lasers from his eyes, and amass incredible amounts of strength. McCain's skin produced a special layer of transparent nacho cheese, allowing him to time travel without damaging his body or the space time continuum. McCain attended West Point, where he killed fitty Notre Dame fans at a football game. Because he was soo cool, President Jack Lambert granted him a pardon, and made him Secretary of keeping it real. While there, we was deployed on a secret mission to infiltrate the Soviet Union III. While there, he stripped the sacred burrito from the hands of Josef Stalin and ran it for a 50 yard touch down return. As McCain devoured the burrito, he became immortal, and banished the ghost of George W. Bush from existence with his mind. As McCain returned to the United States, he was promoted to Arch Duke of Arizona. While there, one of his servants, Adolf Hitler traveled to 1902 and managed to take over the world. Because Adolf was not certified to do this, s a rip in the space time continuum began to slowy destroy the world. McCain warped back to past in pursuit of Hitler, and pwned him. As McCain was about to put Hitler in the Scorpion death-lock, Hitler managed to throw Sand in McCain's eyes and ran away to Germany. While he was in the past, he killed twenty fundamentalistsand made thier children eat his shit. Never the less, McCain's battle with Hitler had drained his powers, leaving him incapable of escaping from the past for awhile. While in old Arizona, McCain killed an entire family with his toes, and seized thier home. While claiming residency there, McCain went to war, won a bunch of medals, became a hero, scored with a bunch of really hot girls, and eventually became senator. In 1982, McCain's powers had fully recharged. Although he was eager to return back to the year 21st Century, he realized that he needed to stay, and protect Nachos and porno. After forseeing the Notre Dame Football team taking over the world, McCain, Thurgood Marshall, and Brian Urlacher traveled forward in time (because all of them pwned they didn't have to worry about all that space time shit). While in the future they struck down all the Notre Dame players, who were armed with Uzis, usinh only their bare hands. Following thier victory, they went back to the present, and smoked up with Zakk Wylde.

John McCain will slash, and gash and cut yo Ass

3. (John McCain) (947↑, 346↓)
1 something really old

My great great great great great great great uncle is a John McCain

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4. (John McCain) (789↑, 293↓)
Old. Very, very old.

Man, I can't believe we built this time machine and got it working\! These dinosaurs are amazing\! Look, it's a T Rex\! And there's a velosoraptor\! And there's a... oh, it's just John McCain.

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5. (John McCain) (828↑, 540↓)
Senator from Arizona. 2000 and 2008 predsidential candidate. Supports amnesty for illegal immigrants, and restricting political speech. is a [RINO[ and a [flip flopper]. Nicknames "[Weathervane] McCain" "Maverick"

John McCain is a bad choice for president

6. (John McCain) (1019↑, 759↓)
another far right reactionary who pretends to be a moderate so he can get votes for his anti-choice pro-coporate war-mongering policies. Has a black baby and went crazy in Vietnam after getting his ass whooped by POWs. Also in the mid 1980's caught in the middle of the Keating Five S&L scandal. Dodged trouble because of the so called "liberal" media.

No matter what the corporate media says, this man has no base in his party, and will not win over moderate voters. They will see that he is another right wing fascist. Not even his black baby will vote for him.

7. (John McCain) (248↑, 54↓)
The man that most anyone would agree should have won the republican presidential nomination in 2000, and would have been a far better president than [George W. Bush]. However, whether he would make a better president than [Obama] is highly debatable. He is also a tough [son of a bitch]. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.

Why didn't we get John McCain instead of [Dubya]?

8. (John McCain) (661↑, 527↓)
Please refer to [RINO] and [Republicrat].The prime candidate for switching affiliation to the [Democrats].

John McCain wastes too much time on caring about how the [Gitmo] detainees are treated over this nation's safety. What a [Republican In Name Only].

9. (John McCain) (611↑, 521↓)
Well-known Republican senator from Arizona. Best known for having served in Vietnam, having a bad temper, and being a [moderate] Republican. Contrary to popular belief, McCain isn't a liberal Republican. In fact, he is pro-life and supports many of the ideas of the Republican platform. He is very popular with the "liberal" media because of his controversy and slight deviation from the traditional values of the Right. Although he supports [Dubya] in this war, there is some speculation that McCain is merely catering to the far-right Republicans in his party that don't like him. Whether this is true or not, John McCain is a heroic, patriotic American who isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Hopefully, he'll continue to follow his own beliefs instead of being another Republican puppet.

[John Kerry] considered John McCain for a running mate, even though their political beliefs are quite different. -------- I love this guy.

10. (John McCain) (173↑, 99↓)
Definition unavailable, please see [old].

John McCain is old. He is also running for President. People make political jokes about his age. Lawls ensue.

11. (john mccain) (201↑, 153↓)
A man who thinks it is acceptable to call his wife a trollop and a cunt in public.

Cindy: "Honey, can we go home now, this 24/7 campaigning is pretty tiring" John: "Shut your face you cunt. I only married you for your family's money, you Barbie shrink wrapped trollop cum dump." Fox News reporter: "That John McCain, what a passionate guy. I can't believe people would quote him out of context"

12. (John McCain) (62↑, 21↓)
Not the president.

John: Is John McCain the president? Mary: NO\!

13. (John McCain) (303↑, 273↓)
Current U.S. Senator from Arizona and running as a Republican for President of the United States. He is a war hero and was a prisoner of war during Vietnam. However, being a war hero does not qualify anyone to be President of the U.S. He is a traitor to the Republican party and masquerades himself as a Conservative by stabbing his party in the back and voting with liberal Democrats on critical Congressional Bills. He has cosponsored many Congressional Bills with very liberal Russ Feingold of Wisconsin (McCain-Feingold) and Edward Kennedy of Massachusettes (McCain-Kennedy). He has numerous times voted against tax cuts and limited Congressional spending. This man will do anything and say anything by relying on voter ignorance to become President of the United States. He can easily criticize his opponents but can't take the criticisim towards himself. He has attacked his Repeblican opponents and calling himself the "most consistent Reagan Conservative." What a joke and a clown. To prove he isn't a Conservative, he was endorced by the New York Times and the Boston Globe. Go figure. Unfortunately his tactics coupled with voter ignorance will probably result in the Republican nomination for President. He is the epitome of the word REPUBLICRAT, and it's people like him who are what is everything wrong with Washington.

John McCain is masquerading himself as a friend of Republicans and Conservatives but, in reality, is sucking up to the liberals and far left to get elected. He lacks integrity and will NEVER get my vote. He is a clown and should join the circus.

14. (John McCain) (68↑, 45↓)
Asshole

You are such a john mccain

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15. (john mccain) (25↑, 18↓)
1. bush jr. 2. thus making him a douche too.

"he's such a douche." "maybe he's a descendant of john mccain"

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16. (John McCain) (36↑, 30↓)
The Republican nominee for the 2008 Presidential Election. McCain began his campaign claiming to be a "Maverick" Republican, and making assertions to the effect that he was going to improve the Republican party's reputation by acting UNLIKE George W. Bush (U.S. President, like it or not, years 2000-2008). Has recently decided to act more and more like an incredibly conservative Republican, in an attempt to convince extremists that he is their candidate while trying to keep as many moderate voters as possible. May be compared to a certain black-robed fictional character in George Lucas' "Star Wars". Both McCain and this fictional character began with moderate views, but were slowly corrupted by the Dark Side. Both have failed to do much for their sickly wives. Both of them have been captured in wartime (failing their mission) and subsequently rescued, to return as a glorious "hero". Both McCain and Vader -- oops, did I say that? -- are hideous in their old age, with bad skin and copious wrinkles. McCain is also capable of grabbing people by the throat using the Force.

Vote John McCain -- he's not George W. Bush\! Vote John McCain -- he is George W. Bush\! Vote John McCain -- he's not black\! Vote John McCain -- or he'll kill you with his deathgrip\!

17. (John McCain) (32↑, 28↓)
Very,Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, old dinosaur age guy who looks like a fucking turtle.

Dude\#1: Look it's a 150 year old Turtle\!\! Dude\#2: No it's not, It's John McCain. Dude\#1: Oh your right\!\! Both: Laughing

18. (john mccain) (1↑, 1↓)
a real old fart

john mccain the old fart, if he became president he would make a draft.

19. (John McCain) (1↑, 1↓)
1: adjective; to figuratively straddle the fence on an issue (like politics or sports) 2: noun; to literally staddle a fence, using the fence pole to stimulate the female genitalia

1: Mark: I can't decide whether to give my girl a Birmingham Booty Call, or a Change Machine. Randy: Dude, quit being a John McCain and just give her a Pensacola Payphone. 2: Dude, I just drove by a girl giving herself a John McCain. She was pretty hefty; I think the fence was about to break.

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20. (John McCain) (9↑, 9↓)
see also [anhero]

John McCain is truly an hero.

21. (John McCain) (1↑, 2↓)
lol

Guy 1: "So, I saw John McCain at the Suns game last week." Guy 2: "lol"

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22. (John McCain) (38↑, 43↓)
1) A person who has gone from a principled, formerly tortured war veteran to one who is senile and willing to pander to the lowest common denominator in a desperate attempt to win an election. 2) A windbag; an crotchety old man who will scream at children to get off his lawn. 3) A man who has sold his soul to the devil, or has forgotten where he placed it.

"That John McCain over there just told my daughter he would fire bomb her if she didn't stop playing in his sprinkler."

23. (John McCain) (33↑, 41↓)
The guy who looks like a cross between Michael Myers from Halloween and Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

John Mccain looks like a serial killer

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24. (John McCain) (31↑, 45↓)
See [fascist].

Person 1: Are you voting for John McCain? Person 2: Hell no\!

25. (John McCain) (131↑, 221↓)
The next president of the United States.

Probably 75% or more blacks in the United States are voting for Barack Obama simply because he is black. They don't know or care about the issues. Me? I'm white. My vote will certainly go to John McCain simply because he is white. I don't know or care about the issues.

26. (John McCain) (255↑, 377↓)
A respectible Republican senator from Arizona. Served in Vietnam, and was a Republican Primary candidate before (unfortunately) being defeated by George W Bush.

I hope John McCain runs for office come '08.

27. (John McCain) (144↑, 270↓)
Someone who could lead this country better then [Barack Obama] and [Hillary Clinton] altogether. He supports in the war in [Iraq], and was a victim of "[Foxing]" by the liberal media, giving him a bad impression which implies that he wants us to keep the fight in Iraq actively for "100 years". In reality he just wants to keep U.S military in Iraq for as long as it takes to prevent them from being taken over by terrorist organizations again. Yes, even for 100 years. He's not the best politician out there, but the narrow choices given in this election force us to choose him if we don't want the country in political ruin by an inexperienced Illinois senator.

There aren't any real good candidates in this election, but John McCain seems best out of the bunch. I'll vote for him.

28. (john mccain) (151↑, 344↓)
the "good" republican.

if any, i hope john mccain is the candidate republicans choose as their foreman, and i hope that the democrats will pick a candidate at all.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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